May I See Your Driver’s License Please?
2008 May 24
Funny how I never get carded when my kids are with me. I guess if you look like you overpopulated with four or five heathens with you, then most people think you deserve to have a beer regardless of your age.
This is an incident at a local pizza place when ordering a beer without children with me.
Him: Can I get you a beverage to start with?
Me: I would love the house red beer.
Him: Could you humor me just for a second and let me see your ID?
Me: SURE! I could kiss you on the mouth for asking!
Him: I could use the attention.
Please tell me you tipped him well! (After the kiss, of course.)
After reading your articles, I can not agree with you more.